

He hits the VATS key: Ker_Wap! Click-Klack! … and squeezes four head shots off at the shooter, a Marked Scout with a hunting shotgun. As he bends over to open the duffel bag there’s a fusillade of 12 gauge buckshot and he’s hit hard and crippled but he ducks behind a pillar, deploys his trail carbine and limps back out in a shooter’s crouch. He spots a Ralphie poster and a duffel bag.

His first find is The Waste Disposal Station. Tuco will search the ruinations around the Boxwood Hotel leaving no warhead intact and closing every location triangle on his PIP Boy compass. The last two digits of the page number are 20. Lady Luck takes up her novel, “Crossways” by Jacey Bedford and flips it open at random. The probability is high at 80% (pages 21 to 00) that he will take this path. Tuco is a creature of risk versus benefit and this path is inbred in the Wile E. Secondly and more likely is the path of cold blooded logic: break down Ulysses’ Temple Door and run him to ground. Now first off is the emotional path: too many unexploded warheads hiding likely locations for Blue Sigils marking plunder, White Sigils to indicate a path, and Red Sigils for violence and payback! ** Now Tuco is a creature of craft and not given to releasing control of his emotions so the probability is low at 20% (pages 1 to 20) that he will take this path. The Lady will roll the dice of destiny using a randomly selected page from the novel she’s been reading whenever the action slows down on The Strip to set Tuco on his path. There’s a choice to be made and the path destined for Tuco is as yet unresolved. Now cue the arrival of Lady Luck, never late, not fashionably and not otherwise.

Does Tuco batter down the door to Ulysses retreat or does he pursue the undiscovered sites and treasures still guarded by unexploded warheads and satchel charges. Oh No! The ruination of the Divide reeks with a question unasked as of yet. Tuco did not fade away quietly now that he was no longer needed. But getting the link had brought the coyote to his doorsteps. Now Ulysses had the Imp, the Eyebot with the link he needed to activate his revenge. Greed blindsided his caution and the coyote found himself lured step by step into a vendetta planned by Ulysses to avenge the nuclear catastrophe that had destroyed his home in the Divide. Tuco had been dazzled by the prospect of caps in the millions by the Golden Arrow ICBM and its nuclear warhead in the Hopeville Silo.

Musical background: Theme From A Fist Full of Dollars As such he will definitely encounter some of the game’s surprises along his wandering progressions. Although these Spaghetti Western Posts are in no way a Wiki type game walkthrough, each of Tuco’s adventures is selected at random from an ongoing list of possible actions and destinations. SPOILER ALERT FOR 1ST TIME FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS PLAYERS.
